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Declutter Yo Mf Spam Email: Yeah that one you used since you were 9 Years Old!

Look.


This will be a short blog post called:

I need you to go find your virgo friend.

Pay them in some food or a coffee date.


Tell em: Please help me clear these emails.


And poof.


The emails will be organized,


Ight: I just lied but you have to let go of that one email that has 40k in it.

Seriously, you're clogging up the internet.


Sit down with yourself away from everybody and they mama.

Just take a deep breath baby, and you gonna start from the oldest.

You know that email just collects spam anyway: DELETE IT ALL.


Boom.

Ya done. You have freed yourself from the email you made when you were 9 years old catfishing folks.


The simplest answer be the answer.


Bye!

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